there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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