She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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