Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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