it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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