Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
We need to get me chipped asap
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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