I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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