i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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