Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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