we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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