I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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