If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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