just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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