Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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