Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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