Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
