Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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