Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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