i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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