question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Randomize
