After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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