Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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