ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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