I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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