So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Randomize
