it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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