I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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