My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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