I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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