So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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