It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Randomize
