btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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