We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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