the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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