Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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