I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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