butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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