So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
