Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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