im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
so explain again why im purple
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Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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