He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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