i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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