all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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