My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
People in love make me want to vomit
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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