And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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