The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He? As in you personified your dick?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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