This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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