why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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