If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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