Dual....:-)
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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