question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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