After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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